Right Hand....Meet Left Hand.....Now that you have met......

Lets get this crap together! For Gods sake or whomever you worship lets all get our cute little duckies in a row and quit letting the one run down the hallway screaming "AFLAC!" That being said BOA cannot get everything together in the least bit! I called in today to what was new and boy was that a life long mistake! Ok we have been assigned a "monitor" by the name of Pamela Mitchell phone number 8774031431 ext 276041 and she was assigned on the 28th of July.So This was told to me as she was my new negotiator and I flip on that poor CSR who is only reading her screen.So I call the number above and get her associate by the name of Dewayne Davis at ext 276013 (Hey wait wasn't that Amy's extension?, I will have to look that one up again in a few minutes!) Ok well come to find out Ms.Mitchell is just watching over the loan to make sure that we are dotting our I's and crossing our T's appropriately. Little do they know we have done that correctly all along it is BOA who is using the White-Out! So then I asked Mr.Davis about the paperwork, he puts me on hold only to come back on the phone and says "I cannot find an Air Bill for the documents" They have not made procurement yet and have not been drawn." The modification hasnt even closed yet, they have NO terms and are not sure where the ones Mr.Nissean has told me on Friday. So tomorrow I am going to look for an attorney because this is becoming quite the mess. Someone say a prayer, I am liable to choke someone this has been a nightmare that I was hoping was so close to being complete. Way to rip that rug out from under my feet BOA!